Here is something we can all relate to. You know how sometimes a song gets into your head and it seems to take forever to get it out? Usually this happens with the last song you heard on the radio or your stereo one day.
Well it happened to me again last [...]

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We at mikecollinsnews.com have made a commitment to assist John McCain  when he appears to be having one of his senior moments.  So here we go again.   Senator, Halloween is  at the end of  October, not the end of September.
I am convinced he is confused about Halloween because he is scaring the hell out of [...]

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Like a lot of you I have many thoughts on the new socialism program about to be approved in Washington.
I consider myself an economic expert because I recently balanced my meager checkbook.  Which, as we now know, is better than the economic experts at all of the companies we, the great American taxpaying dupes, are [...]

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When I was in grade school the smart girls, including my sister, drove me nuts.  No matter how hard I studied it seemed to me the girls retained much more when it came to the tests or next day’s lessons.
That is exactly what I thought when I saw Sarah Palin’s interview with Charlie Gibson.  By [...]

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“I’m John McCain and I approve this message.”
Let’s analyze that for a moment.
(pause)
Okay I think it means he is John McCain, candidate for President of the United States, and he just put his seal of approval on the previous paid political announcement.  Are we all in agreement here?  Good, i knew eventually we would all [...]

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The end times are at hand.  I discovered this today.  First I go to my favorite beverage shop for a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon (”Official beer of champion horseshoe players”).  As I am paying the fifteen dollars for a 30 pack the clerk asks me if I would like to try pizza flavored beer.  [...]

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So far this week at least two dozen people in my hometown have asked me the very same question.
“How are the Irish going to do this year?”   I answered every query with one word “better.”  It takes them about five seconds to say, “well I hope so.”
I need to attach an editors note here.  When [...]

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Thanks a lot John McCain, thanks a whole bunch.  Just when we Hoosiers thought no one could remember, people are talking about Dan Quayle again.  You remember him, of course, the VP choice of King George the First.
I remember like it was yesterday the day the word got out that George Original Recipe had picked [...]

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